HOLY COW!!! Jean just got a myspace! I checked it out. Pretty cool mang...Now I really feel peer pressured. All my girls have one except me. I'm still about nonconformity...Is that a word??? Shiet it is now...I just checked it is a word...Anyways all the studying this weekend paid off. I impressed my preceptor and felt at ease working. I have an idea about what all those abbreviations and numbers mean. Most importantly I know the normals and what the represent.

A conversation could be like this

Hey Joy did get the CO by multiplying the SV times HR. Don't forget to include the SVV and the SVCO2 and the CI. Remember to record his ICP and get the CPP by subracting the ICP from the MAP...

Exactly what the fck!

I usually think that but TODAY I could actually be a smart ass and finish my preceptors sentence.

Gangsta...

Got to watch them put in a trach and I was the lucky one to push all the meds and monitor vitals signs... Woop woop

So my work has this health program thingy. I signed up for it and got a free pedometer in the mail today. Hey dude they give us money for walking or running a certain amount of steps. Up to 400 dollars total!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh its in the bag. Imma have that money by June LOL. I'm wearing that shit everywhere. Plus since I didn't do the River Run aka Turtle Run like last year I promised myself to try to do all the 5ks this year. The next one is April 7 on the Navy base. 5k or 10k...6 miles what the hell....It won't kill me. The drive to the westside at 6 am will...

Memae's getting married Saturday and the stress will be over...
I have to start writing a speech for her toast.
I hope I don't get to drunk before hand.
Smirk.
All you can drink beer and wine for FREE!
If I can handle the questions from relatives I haven't seen in a long time
"Joy when is your turn?"
"Joy when are you getting married?"
I will try to be sober before hand.
If not let the crunkness begin.
It's in God's hands then.
I hope the beach is nice tomorrow
I really need to get dark for Saturday....