Wax on Wax off...completely off

its that time of the year in Sunny Florida where it starts to stay warm all day
I start sneezing everywhere I go
My jeep is not Red Bull Red its Mcdonald Red and Yellow with pollen
and the bare tree in the back is bloomin tiny green buds

so spring cleaning is in session
made a hair appt this past week
not the hair on my head but else wear

seriously I tried to save money and bought
At home SELF BRAZILLIAN WAXING KIT from Sallys for twenty bucks
at the salon starting is 65 bucks depending on how much hair and if they need to trim ect...
LADIES DO NOT GET THIS UNLESS YOU ENJOY SELF INFLICTING PAIN ON YOUR SELF
I dont know what the fck I was thinking
I heated this cup of wax in the microwave
stirred it up...
eww gooey
went to the bathroom
applied the first strip
and waited for three mins
tapped the strip and it was hard
than attempted to pull it off fast
BUT when I tugged i stopped right away
I thought WTF!!!
WTF!!!
WTF!!!
I stared at my cell phone thinking of callin my best friend to come over and ripping it off
I said no
It says rip in the opposite direction of the growth of the hair
So i took a deep breath and let it rip
Oh MY GOSH
worst pain
i was sweating
i was stressed
the hairless part was so nice and smooth
but the pain
the fcking pain
anyways
it took an hour
to do a bikini wax
not a brazillian or sphinx
never again
people
never again

to be cont....